how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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