Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
