She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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