Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I'm both gender and math confused
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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