Porn is love you can see.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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