So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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