I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
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