if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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