i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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