Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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