Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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