we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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