I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
Randomize
