this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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