Hey man sorry I got all grabby
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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