Im at strip club and am horny
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
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