The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Randomize
