And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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