you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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