I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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