I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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