He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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