i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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