ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I love having hate sex.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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