When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
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Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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