She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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