you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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