Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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