i don't like sucking hair
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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