Porn is love you can see.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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