Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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