Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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