Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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