Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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