Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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