Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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