Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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