yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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