If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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