they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
