Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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