Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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