if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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