you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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