Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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