I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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