Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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