did you get engaged???
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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