Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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