Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
So vagazzling was a success
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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