i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
My dick has a subreddit
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Randomize
